Once upon a time, in a far-off land of hobbits and pavlova, a child was born under a shining star.
As he grew, it was clear that he was destined for great things… and this town was never going to contain his ambition.
With a lack of attention for scholarly pursuits, it was ordained that he would train the ‘creative arts’. Thinking this would lead to a life of poverty and destitution, he traveled to the farthest reaches of the tiny Island nation in search of opportunity, and it was here that he found the world of visual effects laid out before him.
Many years passed and he faced many challenges… surviving for days on end in the caverns of Flame, or raging battles upon the fields of ’on set’.
But through these trials, he would travel to far-off exotic locations like Los Angeles, Prague, or Buenos Aires, and meet celebrities and peasants alike.
For twenty-five years he walked the Earth, creating magic and beauty and replacing labels on constipation medication.
Some say he can be found still, loitering on the streets of New York. Plying his craft, and telling stories to weary travelers and others of the more ‘creative’ persuasion for a smile and the price of a beer.
